Cultural Anthropology PhD Student, Cornell University | Co-Director, Open Publishing Lab @ RIT
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Strange Days To follow up on the last post, I’ve …

(January 30th, 2003)

Strange Days

To follow up on the last post, I’ve been offered a job as a web page devel­oper at kodak.com. This is a mixed bless­ing. I’m very glad to have a job, how­ever this is some­thing that I’ve tried to spend the last few years dis­tanc­ing myself from. How­ever, if I don’t take it I basi­cally quit and don’t get the same ben­e­fits as the folks who got laid off. I do feel guilty that there are other people who are cur­rently web page devel­op­ers who have lost their jobs. I’m taking one of thier spots and that doesn’t sit too well.

Emo­tions are very fluid here right now.

We’ve found out about our jobs. I have one, though…

(January 28th, 2003)

We’ve found out about our jobs. I have one, though it’s going to be dif­fer­ent than my cur­rent job. A lot of people have not been as lucky. I just don’t have words for any of this right now.

all’s fair in love and war Lots of news a poppin’…

(January 27th, 2003)

all’s fair in love and war

Lots of news a poppin’ on other folk’s blogs. Julia and Matt are get­ting mar­ried. Cindy’s preg­nant. And Heather has started spar­ring! Hmmm…. which one of these things is not like the other?

As for me… not too much to report. Tomor­row (Tues) all the folks at kodak.com find out if we have jobs or not. No matter what hap­pens, it’s going to be a rough time.

oh my achin’ butt The plus side to good work outs…

(January 24th, 2003)

oh my achin’ butt

The plus side to good work outs is that your feel great about your­self. The down­side is how stiff you are after­wards. I’m feel­ing the last two nights in my arms, my stom­ach, my legs, my every­thing. And the more I learn, the less I know. Ulti­mately, the more I real­ize that I still need to work on my foun­da­tion techniques.

oh my achin’ body Last night was a great martial…

(January 23rd, 2003)

oh my achin’ body

Last night was a great mar­tial arts night. I banged from roughly 5.30pm – almost 10.00pm. Part of the fun was I got to learn more of the broad sword form. But more impor­tantly also was able to employ a few things I’ve been work­ing on while spar­ring (that’s empty hand sparring… we’re not going after each other with broad swords… not yet at least). Some days its really easy to forget how far I’ve come since I started with Sifu Mark. But yes­ter­day I could just feel it. I was able to inter­grate stuff that I couldn’t do even a few months ago. And that’s a great feel­ing. When ever you can acknowl­edge progress do it! It just helps with so much.

Right now the house smells like cook­ies. I’m fin­ish­ing off my entries in kodak.com’s Cook­iepolooza. These should have been done last night, but I ended up going back to work after I got out of class and stay­ing there far too late. Oh well. I’ll be in by 10.00am and I’m plan­ning on stay­ing late again today.

you got to wonder So I got this note in my e-mail…

(January 15th, 2003)

you got to wonder

So I got this note in my e-mail que last week…

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From: blue16@hotmail.com

To: rockOn_Matt@yahoo.com

Sub­ject: Boom..

Hi again :)) Where are you? Don’t you chat any more? I haven’t

seen you so long.. Well, I’ve got a lot to tell you about. The

Summer vaca­tion was too good to be true. Beach, disco’s, friends..

Unfor­tu­nately, it’s Winter now and the tem­per­a­tures here are very

low. I was ill almost 2 weeks. Quite unpleas­ant :(( Let’s talk

about you :) Are you oK? Are you in love :)) I sent you a surprise :))

There are cool thoughts, espe­cially about love. It’s nice. I’m a

little bit bored of these stupid com­put­ers, but I’m wait­ing for

the reply :)) Bye!

Attach­ment: PcDudes3D.exe .exe file

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Gee, do you think I was sur­prised when I scanned “PcDudes3D.exe” and found it was a virus. All of this led me to wonder about spam­mers and if people really fall for this. Are there a people out there who react to a note like this in the fol­low­ing way “Oh look, it’s a note from a friend who I can’t remem­ber and has ter­ri­ble gram­mar. And they’re man­aged to tell me absolutely noth­ing to help me under­stand who they are and how they know me. And look he’s sent me a pro­gram that sounds like it con­tains gay porn… let me down­load that right now…”? Sadly, I know there are people out there who must do exactly that. These are the same people who don’t under­stand why you need fire­wall soft­ware. And these are the same people who wonder why their com­puter is always break­ing down. And these are the same people who are prob­a­bly still wait­ing for their payout from the Niger­ian Treasury.

For gig­gles I sent the fol­low­ing note back to him:

“Thanks dude! Great to hear from you again. I tried the soft­ware. It rocked! Please send more…”

Any bets on if I’ll get a return note?

bits Hmm… Midnight… I continue my streak of l…

(January 14th, 2003)

bits

Hmm… Midnight… I con­tinue my streak of late night post­ings. My body’s pretty tired so I’m hoping that I’m about to crash. I didn’t work out too hard this evening. In fact I spent most of the night clean­ing and talk­ing to friends and catch­ing up on buffy… [note: there will no long, slightly dis­turb­ing, stalk­er­ish rants about a cer­tain actress who shall go name­less. I have to admit that it's kinda unsightly to do while dating. Thank you, Tina for bring­ing up my obses­sion at lunch last week.]). Anyway I think part of my non-​sleepiness is due to work­ing out too much (for what that is worth).

Speak­ing of work­ing out and Kung Fu, check out The Kwoon. Basi­cally inside of every mar­tial artist is a ham wait­ing to make it big on the big screen. These guys have pro­duced some movies that can best be described as “Bad Acting | Good Kung Fu” (actu­ally they’re pretty frank about that up front). The acting is atro­cious, the jokes lame, but the cin­e­matog­ra­phy is actu­ally rather good. And the Kung Fu (in this case mainly Hun Gar) is very good. It’s silly fun. Extra points to the person who knows what “Kwoon” means.

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