Ok, so in perhaps the saddest or the funniest moment of the job hunt so far, I was told last night that I don’t have enough qualifications to work at a coffee shop. Oy. She was nice enough about it. Its a funny feeling to learn that for all one’s professional and academic achievements, you may not be quite ready to make a good cup of joe. Either that or they fear some type of epic espresso machine disater… “the goggles… dey do nudthing!”

I’ve also made a lot of progress in updating my resume, which was in sorry shape. This came out of one of those moments of realization. On Friday I looked at my resume, the one I was so proud of, and suddenly noticed that it sucked. I was trying to make the poor thing try to convery WAY too much information. So I’ve split it into four tighter and sleeker targeted resumes. I’m looking forward to see who will bite!

Before anything else, a big thanks to my brother Paul for pointing me to this phenominal blog entry. I’m sure that it’s either already huge or about to be huge.

A direct English translation of the the Chinese translation of Revenge of the Sith. It reminds me of a running futurist idea from Phillip K. Dick’s Intergalactic Pot Healer.

I also managed to make it into the local 20/30something paper: The Insider, there’s a shot of myself and Damir from Auragen at a Digital Rochester networking event.

Speaking of photos, yesterday I went for tacos with the kodak.com folks. LJC and I decided to take pictures of each other as our cameras are similiar models. What can I say, once the Kodak yellow gets into your blood, it doesn’t get out. Either way, here’s my half of the pair:

Ok enough with the posting and back to the social sciences work.

things are progressing, I guess. I’m writing, or at least plotting my writing. i’m also close to wrapping up on McKinsey application. all that remains is a cover letter, but that’s going to take a day or so. i’m currently trying to figure out how to address the darn thing, as I haven’t been given a specific name and I don’t want to fall back on “dear sir-or-madam.”

drea’s doing better. which is all good.

and that’s about it. not too much to report.

Ok… before anyone else goes into a tizzy about my retail applications, allow me to explain. This is NOT a full time pursuit.

At all.
No way. No huh.

However, what I am looking for is a short term, part time source of income while I engage in a more extensive job hunt. There have been a few full time opportunities that have arisen. But currently none of them have been what I am looking for. And, for the moment, I’d prefer not to commit to a full-time position that isn’t right. Especially since the Rochester Scene doesn’t really allow for taking a full time position for only a few months. Plus full time would make it difficult for me to finish my writing tasks, and therefore my Masters. And finishing the Masters is the most important thing right now. Well, both that and being able to cover expenses.

So that’s why I’m currently looking at temporary retail jobs. And a few other avenues (TW I don’t have your current e-mail addy… could you drop at line to “mbernius at gmail.com”).

My goal is to have full employment by mid fall.

This is one that I should have seen coming a mile away and never even thought of: networked jukeboxes. This discovery begins with another revelation: a cup of premium coffee costs the same amount as a pint of beer. Plus, considering that I drink beer far more slowly than coffee it seemed to make good economic sense as well. And it wouldn’t be the first time I’ve, um…, lubricated my writing with an adult beverage. Conveniently, just last week I noticed that the MacGregors, a local watering hole, by RIT was offering free wireless access. So, after dropping off today’s series of applications, I opted to go there for a beer and to write.

Initially I didn’t pay any attention to the wireless registration process. What did catch my eye, was a neon monolith in the corner of the bar. The “Rock-Ola” stands about 5’7” and has a 14 inch flatscreen LCD at eye level. And just as I noticed the Rock-Ola, the screen stated that it was an internet juke box. Actually it was making the claim “I’m the coolest juke box in the world.” Upon investigating I have to agree.

Ecasting has a great model. Bars can buy a Broadband juke box, which then also doubles as a wireless hub for the establishment. And then patrons can choose from the already downloaded albums, or, for a slight fee, browse Ecast’s whole library and download the song/album that they are looking for. The download stays locked in the machine so there’s no fear of unlicensed distribution. We have a juke box that always has the song that you’re looking for.

And all I have to say is “Damn! Good idea E-Cast.

I’ve started applying to a number of retail jobs and all in all, its been an odd experience. I’m beginning to be exposed to the various frustrations that other professionals face when circumstances forced them to make this type of a change. Most of these applications really are not set up for salaried position. I keep getting asked for what my hourly rates were in previous jobs. I haven’t been hourly since I was in college. And its very wired to be applying for a $10 an hour job and listing your previous gig at somewhere around $30 an hour (And I’m not ever sure if thats right).

Also, at least two of the jobs have had online applications. While that process moves pretty quickly, both had these extensive Myers Briggs style personality based questions. Here are few examples, moving from the expected to the, well, kind strange:

• You change from feeling happy to sad without any reason
• You get angry more often than nervous
• You have confidence in yourself

  Ok… I can sorta understand those. But who can expect to be given an honest answer to the next two:

• You swear when you argue
• Right now, you care more about having fun than being serious at school or work

  Come on! Don’t you think saying “Yes, I always swear when I argue” is going to hurt you get a position? Or that “right now I care more about having fun than working” is exactly what employers are hoping for? Then we get to the interesting one:

• It is maddening when the court lets guilty criminals go free

How are you supposed to answer that? And why is it there? If I disagree does that flag me as someone who approves of crime? Or if I agree is that a sign that I’m so reactionary? Weird.

But what is the most distressing is that the interview process has been reduced to a series of questions that don’t even need to be asked by a person. Again, we have the case of automation of a “fuzzy-logic” process. While its not a bot, I have to admit that this entire experience has been alienating. Especially because I got asked the same questions on both applications. And I realized that I was trying to remember my previous answers in hopes of not being inconsistent. I mean, what does it mean if I was hard on crime yesterday and not today.

I’m sure that the idea is that based on my answers I get flagged as a good canditate for one position vs. another. I wonder if there is a website there that offers coaching for how to answer these. You know: be hard on crime and ready to swear if your a cashier, but managers should be softer and never swear.

btw: if any folks out there know anyone at Harris Research, can you let me know. I’d really like to chat with someone from there.

Here’s a more information. As I said, Drea experienced a Lupus Flare. This entailed painful intestinal swelling that prevent her from eating or holding down food. The response is to aggressively treat this with steroids. The problem was that she was tapered too fast off of her steroids. So while she was feeling great on Saturday, on Sunday, because she was on a reduced dosage, her symptoms returned. And because it was a weekend, it took until Monday to get the Doctors orders to increase the dosage. All of this left her feeling very defeated and weak.

Thankfully, we’ve turned a corner. Using a combination of Western Biomedicine and Holistic treatments her strength has increased and her mood has improved. Hopefully she will be coming home on Thursday.

Unfortunately, I’m not much further along on writing. The chances of a summer graduation are becoming more and more distant. I’m still writing and revising ideas. So perhaps it will work out. Only time will tell.

For MAPSSer’s, if I don’t graduate, I’ll probably still drive out to wish you all well and celebrate.

Thanks to everyone for the encouragement and good thoughts. Drea was supposed to come home yesterday, but things have stretched out a little longer. So we’re hoping Wednesday. I’m further along on writing. I’m not worrying about deadlines at this point and I’m just trying to get this out.

That’s what I am. I haven’t been able to write. Five days of mental constipation and hardly anything to show for it. I have gotten an extension until Wednesday at midnight. I honestly don’t know if I can pull this off.

No commiseration needed. Or really looked for. This really isn’t a moment for “you can do it”’s. The problem is I know I can… but I still can’t seem to.

At one point I was considering that maybe some form of writing was what I should be persuing. Now that doesn’t seem like a great idea. Currently I’m failing in the most basic aspect of writing: laying words on a page.

I still have miles to go before I sleep. And I just wrapped my second fact finding interview/meeting. This one was with Auragen Communications a local internet firm that I have a great deal of respect for. It went… unexpectedly. There are some possibilities there, but the person I met with encouraged me to go in a very different direction than I was originally thinking. And I need to wrap my head around that option more. Unfortunately, me head isn’t particularly together right now and anything thats unexpected tends to throw me into a bit of a tizzy. So I need to get beyond that and write. But I have not been able to do that yet.

I’ve been thinking about going and working out for a bit, but I managed to have my left elbow slightly hyperextended last night and I want to lay off of anything heavy with it.